Email of the week: Now this is service!

**Andyman** · January 26th, 2005, 12:09 PM

Remember those 5 cheating housewives that all live near me? All I had to do was pick one. They then got impatient with me (because I couldn't decide) and picked one out for me. Now get this. They have actually set up a date for me! I must be responding during my various "black out" periods. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Your night has been confirmed with Janice.

Time: Evening
Location: Her Home within 1 mile of you
Attire: Dress casual, bring swimwear
Expectation(s): Pizza/movie, then the "real" fun...or whatever comes first.
Quote from Janice: "My husband is out of town for the whole week. If the first affair goes over well, let's just say it will be a wild week. Bring your trunks for the hot-tub too. I have all my lingerie ready for this. Can't wait to meet you."

Confirmation: It is up to you to hold your time with Janice. Please confirm within the site to validate your visit. You can get a better look at her body and chat before you head over.

***PORTHOS*** · January 26th, 2005, 12:12 PM

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**Moviemaniac4** · January 26th, 2005, 12:14 PM

What the hell ????

Where do I sign in ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Darkest Angel** · January 26th, 2005, 12:15 PM

...Janice sounds fat. Good luck with that.

On a more interesting topic (namely, me), I, too, have an update: The xtians still want to date (and presumably exorcise) me, but now they want to offer special financial planning services to me, as well! Which, if you think about it, is starting to sound like a cult of some kind...

**Andyman** · January 26th, 2005, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by MM4:
What the hell ????

Where do I sign in ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SHE'S MINE I TELL YOU! MINE! SHE LIVES WITHIN ONE MILE OF ME NOT YOU, PALLY!

[img]eek.gif[/img]

oops! heh, heh...sorry! I don't know what came over me.

**Moviemaniac4** · January 26th, 2005, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by Andyman:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by MM4:
What the hell ????

Where do I sign in ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SHE'S MINE I TELL YOU! MINE! SHE LIVES WITHIN ONE MILE OF ME NOT YOU, PALLY!

[img]eek.gif[/img]

oops! heh, heh...sorry! I don't know what came over me.<hr /></blockquote>Why you guys are so afraid of us "Latinos" ? [img]wink.gif[/img]

And no, never cleaned a pool with no shirt....

[ January 26, 2005 08:20 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]

**Andyman** · January 26th, 2005, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by MM4:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Andyman:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by MM4:
What the hell ????

Where do I sign in ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SHE'S MINE I TELL YOU! MINE! SHE LIVES WITHIN ONE MILE OF ME NOT YOU, PALLY!

[img]eek.gif[/img]

oops! heh, heh...sorry! I don't know what came over me.<hr /></blockquote>Why you guys are so afraid of us "Latinos" ? [img]wink.gif[/img]

And no, never cleaned a pool with no shirt....

[ January 26, 2005 08:20 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]<hr /></blockquote>Well maybe you should start. [img]wink.gif[/img]

**Moviemaniac4** · January 26th, 2005, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Andyman:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by MM4:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Andyman:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by MM4:
What the hell ????

Where do I sign in ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SHE'S MINE I TELL YOU! MINE! SHE LIVES WITHIN ONE MILE OF ME NOT YOU, PALLY!

[img]eek.gif[/img]

oops! heh, heh...sorry! I don't know what came over me.<hr /></blockquote>Why you guys are so afraid of us "Latinos" ? [img]wink.gif[/img]

And no, never cleaned a pool with no shirt....

[ January 26, 2005 08:20 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]<hr /></blockquote>Well maybe you should start. [img]wink.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>When I get my six pack back......right now is like a "combo"